The BBC have summoned zombie Starman in order to disprove the Wuhan lab leak of Covid. When undead Bowie fails to convince, they send in the clowns. There are only two options you know? It’s either News or a Pasty!

NEWSPASTY is a much ruder take on some of the events you may have missed. If you don’t like bad language and poor impressions of Nazi’s then you’re in the wrong place.